| I'm a mean green bean machine. |
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| if you put a flashlite in your mouth your head turns red.
-Mike. |
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| A good hoe always brings her taco. |
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| I hope you all have a happy 4th of July, because mine will be...kinda bloody and stuff. Today I'm gonna make some emo burgers with some ancient marshmellows, then I'll top it off with....Mcdonalds ketchup..s'good stuff.
I am hoe of hope, but lately all I've been getting is desperate vampires I hate when they keep sucking blood from me, thats my blood to which I will spill on my own bitches. Although, booberella the other night was quite the vampiress. I decided in order to keep vampires from stealing my blood, I'll just sell myself in a suit of armor. Unless it's for Booberella, in which the armor is no longer necessary.
Also, remember today we celebrate 230 years of Freehoemason activity, which our Fore fathers Nick!-Cornwallice, Mike!-Washington, and Katie-Kattington had so founded. They were the original hoes and since they all have our names, I can feel proud about what I do, if I wasnt emo.
-Nick!!!
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